Taken from LA Rocks - A post by Shep

What to do all winter when you can't hunt rocks

Go to Walmart and:

1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area and watch the confusion.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"theme.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"And last, but not least ..
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

Enjoy the winter

Shep